DID SOMEONE SAY DUBSTEP?

I didn't hear anyone say it, but the ball rattling, ear bashing sound of the dubstep bassline is definatley here to stay. we here at the wizard and the whinger see are selfs as trendy folks, so to keep in with the trend of dance vids, here's some tips of on how to dance like a true dub kid.

DANCING DAVE DANCES TO DONK

We've had yet another email from our good Friend dancing Dave, this time he asks;

If I was to put a donk on it, how would I put a donk on it?

This is an excellent question Dave, but we shall first inform our readers about the filthy north England inspired music that is donk. basically, one must find a tune of any tempo and melody and

PUT A BANGIN' DONK ON IT.

This video should help:

So to answer your question, you just have to put a donk on it. This however will not suffice if you are to be a true donk MC. One must also dress like a chav, as filthy a chav as possible. Take these guys for example.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, JUST FIND SOME BURBERRY.

In conclusion, Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flightof stairs.

I hope this answered your question dave. Good luck to you and your crew, we hope you really shake up the donk scene.

Regards,

The Wizard and the Whinger