We've had yet another email from our good Friend dancing Dave, this time he asks;
If I was to put a donk on it, how would I put a donk on it?
This is an excellent question Dave, but we shall first inform our readers about the filthy north England inspired music that is donk. basically, one must find a tune of any tempo and melody and
PUT A BANGIN' DONK ON IT.
This video should help:
So to answer your question, you just have to put a donk on it. This however will not suffice if you are to be a true donk MC. One must also dress like a chav, as filthy a chav as possible. Take these guys for example.
IF ALL ELSE FAILS, JUST FIND SOME BURBERRY.
In conclusion, Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flightof stairs.
I hope this answered your question dave. Good luck to you and your crew, we hope you really shake up the donk scene.
Regards,
The Wizard and the Whinger
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